Let a little Unmusik into your heart.

Videogames made me do it.

New Song: Zugfahrt – (Download)
Alternate Title: Boredom II / Waffeleisen

I don’t know why, but I can have my most awakest of all awake days ever but as soon as I sit down in a train and it starts moving my eyelids feel heavy. Luckily, I didn’t actually fall asleep, yet. Only things get weird when I go to bed about 5 hours later. I can’t sleep. I just can’t. I’ll usually lay awake for an hour or two, sometimes three or even more. I take pills now. Unfortunately I’m so hardcore placebos don’t work on me.

Barabhebung vom Geldautomaten

New Song: Ode To My Fan (Ventilator bei Mondschein) – (Download)

Got bored in school, so I kinda overdid it when my teacher told me to be as detailed as possible.
Translation may or may not follow.

May Not Return In Part II

New Song: Deus Ex Festival – (Download)
I stole some line from Berserk Abridged. Watch Berserk Abridged to find out which one.
Also, another one from 8-Bit Theater.

Two New Songs (!!)

New Songs:
Motherfucking Gas Station Attendant – (Download)
Antisocial Butterfly – (Download)

Nerdiest. Song. Ever.

New Song: Banishment / The End – (Download)

No rambling necessary to distract you from the fact, it’s just too damn obvious. It’s already the second song about someone getting banned from some website I made (the song, not the website)… I already wrote Requiem for TheJunner (Funeral Speech Remix) – (Download) under another name. In fact, this is about the same wave of bans.

Saltsticks are awesome

New Song: Kakinga – (Download)

Why iTunes should be banned.

New Song: Ad Hominem – (Download)

iTunes eats poopy diapers, and I hate it.

Every time you use iTunes god kills a kitten. Why are there so many kittens in this world? I like kittens. But if god kills one everytime someone uses iTunes, why are there still so many? They should be extinct by now. That of course would be a shame. So the only logical conclusion is: There is no god. To me that doesn’t matter, because I’m an atheist anyway. But if you believe in god you better not use iTunes, because it will shatter your faith. Use Foobar instead!

Let’s save all the cute animals!

New Song: Panda Porno – (Download)

Panda watches Porno, doesn't really care.

But it sure looks like he cares. How nice of them humans to provide our furry friend with some porn to kill time with and, of course, inspire him to screw to save his race. Which he doesn’t do.

I say it’s not because he doesn’t want to… but because he’s a fucking rebel.

Don’t let racism stop you!

New Song: Unhip Monkey Comparison – (Download)

Hey there,

Let me introduce two friends of mine to you…