Do you plan on making a song about having sex with a lawnmower?
What the hell? No!
So are you going to make a song called Sex With A Lawnmower?
Sometime, maybe.
Where do you take all this inspiration from?
Sleep deprivation, the shitter, mostly sleep deprivation. Sometimes a healthy dose of questionable sanity. Also everything I see, hear, touch, smell, taste or perceive in any other conceivable way.
Are you a misogynist? I ask that because the melody in Lighthouse for the Blind sounds like it promotes misogyny.
That song’s about pregnancy. Does pregnancy sound misogynist to you? Actually, you have a point there, like, nature hates women and has them bear the children and endure the pain of birth. Sue mother nature for hate speech.
How come your earlier stuff sucks so hard?
It had to do something, right? I couldn’t make it sound decent so I decided it should at least have a practical use. Ladies and gentlemen. Krachfabrik: The vacuum cleaner of tomorrow.
And why does your new stuff suck so hard?
Because it’s a new and improved model, what did you expect me to do? Start out making rubber boots just to move on to cellphones or something?
But seriously, it’s much better than the old songs.
Maybe. What? Disappointed I didn’t go “This is not a question hurr hurr hurr”
Yes, a little bit.
Come on, it’s cool, you can pull that on other people’s FAQs, someone’s gonna fall for it, most people do. I did too a while ago. In a different FAQ for a different project.
Thank you Mr. Krachfabrik. I feel better already. You’re a good person.
Thanks (:
One last question, though. What is Kakinga about?
Salt sticks.
Did I forget to cover anything? Find a way to contact me and ask your question! Okay, I shall not be an ass, you can probably reach me via krachfabrik@web.de
