New Song: Ad Hominem – (Download)
iTunes eats poopy diapers, and I hate it.
Every time you use iTunes god kills a kitten. Why are there so many kittens in this world? I like kittens. But if god kills one everytime someone uses iTunes, why are there still so many? They should be extinct by now. That of course would be a shame. So the only logical conclusion is: There is no god. To me that doesn’t matter, because I’m an atheist anyway. But if you believe in god you better not use iTunes, because it will shatter your faith. Use Foobar instead!
iTunes eats more RAM and CPU than any media player should ever eat. I say eat because iTunes literally eats it, then digests it and poops it out again. The result is only Garbage performance of a computer that is not an High-End Computer. But I’m sure MACs work, because they are far superior to PCs. I mean they only recently discovered the second mouse button, but yeah. MACs are superior.
If you have an iPod you better don’t use iTunes, because it’s not very good to manage your iPod with. I mean… you can put music on the device and… download updates and… besides the shitty Store that’s about all. You can use YamiPod. But I don’t like YamiPod because it requires iTunes to be installed on my Computer. I use Winamp. With the help of Winamp I can manage my iPod just like any other MP3-Player. I can transfer music onto the device, and if I want I can also get all the sweet hours of music back on my PC. Isn’t that just grand? The only reason to own an iPod is the high Storage Space compared to many other hard drive devices with a software to play music installed on them.
If you want to download iTunes you better have a good connection or sufficient time. Because iTunes is huge. Well not iTunes itself. But You have to download Quicktime as well. If you really want the shitty interface of iTunes you should use Songbird. Songbird is not iTunes. I don’t like Songbird much. But it’s not iTunes. And it has built in Last.fm Support. So you don’t have to (gasp) download the official plugins for your preffered music player of choice. Which I hope isn’t iTunes.
iTunes is child molesting software. Don’t let your kids use iTunes. Especially not on a computer in their room. Because iTunes will rape them in their sleep. No child should ever be molested. Children are our future. iTunes ruins our children, iTunes ruins our future. And you don’t make jokes about such things. That’s how you know I tell the truth.
I generally am against extreme solutions, such as exterminating a whole kind of software. But iTunes is better off dead. iTunes should be dead. Because if iTunes were dead people who believe in one or more gods wouldn’t have to be afraid to kill kittens if they use it, people in general wouldn’t use a child molester to play music with.
So true!!!! :D